How the fuck can a fat old man with an allegedly micropenis like Donald Trump manage to fuck Stormy Daniels whilst I can't even manage getting a blowjob from Charlotte three doors down the road from me? Money doesn't buy happiness? Well for some bizarre fucking reason I'm starting to doubt that.
No wonder Melania won't hold your hand, Rumplestilskin! Girlfriend needs some dick! She looks like she hasn't been fucked in years! Dump can't hit it right! Viagra works dummy!!! She needs some BBC!!!